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But what's with all the ruckus about "This movie finally proves that women really are funny." The notion that women aren’t funny is as old as the people still bringing it up. Wasn't it Joan Rivers who hosted The Tonight Show for Johnny Carson decades ago? Wasn't it Ellen DeGeneres who was the first woman to get called up to Johnny Carson's desk (again, decades ago)? Wasn't it Tina Fey who became the first female head writer on Saturday Night Live? And wasn't it Betty White who has suddenly become a phenomenon (again) for... I don't know... being funny? While I absolutely adored Bridesmaids, one thing still plagues my mind; why did the first female comedy that's supposedly going to "change comedy forever" have to be about a wedding? Is that all chicks are good for, to write romantic comedies about being the eternal bridesmaid? Whatever happened to the days of Nora Ephron movies about just falling in love?

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Yes, you do, you just did! I don’t know what’s worse, telling the guy that, or just not saying anything at all. Every guy knows that girls always use that line and they're full of shit. Afterwards, if the guy is decent, he will probably feel bad, so he will show some affection; tell the girl she's beautiful, he had a great time, she was great in bed, he wants to hang out again, etc. Oh, great. Now the girl thinks she's found "the one," and it's going to be some extravagant love story just like in the movies. Well, guess what, unless you're an actor and this is your scene in a movie, IT'S NOT HAPPENING! Just because you heard this happened to your friends sisters best friend, doesn't mean it's going to happen to you, too. Days go by and she doesn't hear from him. Girl does some Facebook stalking, because we all know that's what we do. She sees he has way too many female friends, comments and photos. This means war! Whatever happened to the days of the Commodore 64 and the Zack Morris phone? The internet has given females a whole new outlook on stalking. Ahh, remember the days when leaving a maxi pad with ketchup on a guys windshield sufficed as getting even? No? Okay, never mind then. And so, I hope this helps. If you can refer to any of these situations, then hey, at least you're getting some action. Which is more than I can say about myself. And if it ends up becoming a relationship, then you're probably going to wake up and realize you fell asleep to some Katherine Heigl movie, it was just a dream and you're still alone and single with hopes that you're next Vegas vacation is going to be when you find "the one." Okay, I'm just going to shut up now.

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I never thought about how true the term "Opposites Attract" could be. Whenever I'm looking for a potential love interest, I always think "he needs to be exactly like me." But would I really want to date myself?? Why wouldn't I search for somebody who is n't anything like me? Take my best friend, for example. We are complete opposites. And when I say opposite, I mean it. I adore Larry David, while she cringes at the sound of his voice. I laugh at shows like "It's Always Sunny" and "30 Rock," while she finds them revolting. I love yoga, while she finds it useless and prefers doing something that makes her sweat, like spin class. I take Immodium for my irritable bowl syndrome while she takes Miralax for her constipation. So, you get the picture. We are different. But when it comes down to it, that's why we're friends in the first place. I love that she's the exact opposite of me. Would U want to be friends with and/ or date yourself? Do U really think opposites attract?

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A guy and a girl are hanging out for the first time. They go for drinks at a bar. While having a conversation about dating and relationships the guy says “I don’t want to be with a girl who’s been around the block a couple of times.” Yes they do! Because at the end of a date they obviously are going to try and sleep with you, whether or not they like you. Two words: beer goggles. So, the guy and the girl end up getting pretty drunk and the next thing they know they are back in one of their bedrooms with their clothes... well... there are no clothes. The girl doesn't want to be a slut, so instead of giving it all she's got, instead, she just lays there. Now not only does the guy think she's a slut, he also thinks that she sucks in bed. See, look what you just did! The morning after, the girl gets upset and suddenly exclaims “Oh my god, I just want you to know, I never do this!”

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Okay, is it just me, or has there been a plethora of wedding themed romantic comedies lately? If I see Katherine Hiegl in another bridesmaid dress, Kate Hudson bitching about men or Ginnifer Goodwin whining about being single, I'm going to poke myself in the eye with my eyeliner pencil multiple times until I gauge my eyes out. As women, we get it. We want to see a good love story. We want to cry, we want to laugh and we want to see hot guys. But that doesn't mean that every single chick flick or romantic comedy needs to be about a single girl at her best friend's wedding. Over the weekend I had the pleasure of seeing Bridesmaids, which was refreshingly funny with a cast full of average looking women. Let's face it, most of us don't look like Cameron Diaz or Jennifer Aniston. Instead, the characters are as real and pathetic as can be, with scenes like the now infamous dress-fitting gag where Kristen Wiig and her co-stars succumb to a disastrous case of (to put it nicely) food poisoning.